Don’t It Make You Sick, Eh?

I have been sat here watching the telly
And thinking what rubbish they show.
I feel quite sick in my belly
And off to the loo I must go!

The adverts are all blooming stupid,
Or at least they seem so to me;
Some chap dressed up like a Cupid
Then there was a daft one about tea!

Now I know we all like our cuppa
And in fact I quite like the old brew
But I do wish they’d put a big stopper
On so many daft adverts – don’t you?