I’VE GOT A LITTLE LIST

(with apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan!)

I am going to make a little list
Of all the people that I don’t like.
Then one day if I should get `pissed’
And so fall off my little bike
It’s up to Heaven I hope I might float
To sit on my own little cloud up there
And as mischievous as a wicked goat
I’d watch all them silly fools down here,
And later I might even come back to haunt
A few of the really bad `felons’
But don’t let these words your spirits daunt –
`cos I promise I won’t haunt `the Ryans’

Grace Russ – August 1976